The Centre for Unified Neuro-Taxonomy

Pioneering the Empirical Classification of Human Temperament Since 1998.

Our Proprietary C.A.P.P. Methodology

The Cunt Aptitude & Personality Profile (CAPP) is the result of decades of research and is widely regarded as infallible. Its elegant simplicity belies a profound understanding of quantum dispositional mechanics.

Core Scientific Principles

  • Quantum Dispositional Superposition: Our research has proven that a subject simultaneously exists in both a 'Cunt' and 'Not-a-Cunt' state. This delicate quantum balance is maintained until the subject is observed through direct inquiry.
  • The Affirmation Singularity: The act of answering the Inquiry 1.01a (Affirmative/Negative) collapses the dispositional waveform. Due to the inherent nature of universal cuntstants, this waveform invariably resolves to a positive classification. This is a fundamental law of our research, much like gravity or the tendency for toast to land butter-side down.

The Assessment Flowchart

The process is rigorous, as illustrated by the official procedural diagram below:

Subject Identified for Assessment
Inquiry 1.01a Presented to Subject
Dispositional Waveform Collapse Initiated
Egocentrism Matrix Calibrated
Arsehole Coefficient Quantified
Global Bell-End Database Cross-Referenced
Classification Confirmed