Our Proprietary C.A.P.P. Methodology
The Cunt Aptitude & Personality Profile (CAPP) is the result of decades of research and is widely regarded as infallible. Its elegant simplicity belies a profound understanding of quantum dispositional mechanics.
Core Scientific Principles
- Quantum Dispositional Superposition: Our research has proven that a subject simultaneously exists in both a 'Cunt' and 'Not-a-Cunt' state. This delicate quantum balance is maintained until the subject is observed through direct inquiry.
- The Affirmation Singularity: The act of answering the Inquiry 1.01a (Affirmative/Negative) collapses the dispositional waveform. Due to the inherent nature of universal cuntstants, this waveform invariably resolves to a positive classification. This is a fundamental law of our research, much like gravity or the tendency for toast to land butter-side down.
The Assessment Flowchart
The process is rigorous, as illustrated by the official procedural diagram below:
Subject Identified for Assessment
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Inquiry 1.01a Presented to Subject
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Dispositional Waveform Collapse Initiated
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Egocentrism Matrix Calibrated
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Arsehole Coefficient Quantified
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Global Bell-End Database Cross-Referenced
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Classification Confirmed