The Centre for Unified Neuro-Taxonomy

Engage with the Centre

While we operate on a plane of intellectual superiority that generally precludes direct engagement, we provide this portal for submissions. Our administrative staff may or may not review your correspondence.

Address:
The Cuntington Building
1 Arrogance Square
Mayfair, London, W1J 0BA

Your Name: Your Email: Nature of Inquiry: Nominate a Colleague Dispute a Classification (Appeals are not considered) General Sycophancy Query Regarding Grant Funding A Brief Thesis on Your Personal Cuntishness (500 words minimum): Submit for Judgment

Please note: All submissions become the intellectual property of the Centre. We do not respond to correspondence, but we do judge it silently.