The Centre for Unified Neuro-Taxonomy

Pioneering the Empirical Classification of Human Temperament Since 1998.

A Legacy of Classification

Founded in the aftermath of a particularly vexing Bank Holiday weekend in 1998, The Centre for Unified Neuro-Taxonomy was born from a simple, profound question posed by our founder, Lord Harrington Cuntwell: "Is everyone being a bit of a dick, or is it just me?" This query launched a multi-decade journey into the empirical study of human disposition.

Joined by the formidable Dr. Beatrice "Bea" Atch, a pioneer in the field of dispositional analytics, the Centre quickly established itself as the world's foremost authority on cuntishness. Our early work, focusing on the behavioral patterns of individuals who fail to acknowledge gestures of vehicular courtesy, laid the groundwork for the robust classification systems we employ today.

A black and white photograph of the Centre's founders, Lord Cuntwell and Dr. Atch.

Our esteemed founders, Lord Cuntwell and Dr. B. Atch, circa 1999.

Our Mission

Our unwavering mission is to holistically and synergistically quantify the inherent cuntishness paradigm across all human endeavors. We strive to provide a scalable, data-driven framework for identifying and classifying cunts, thereby fostering a global dialogue on the importance of not being one. We are committed to taxonomic excellence, procedural rigidity, and the silent, passive-aggressive judgment of all.